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The Hole          4m/1f     90mins

 After a tequila-fuelled night Gordon Wallis wakes to the distinct impression something bad is going to happen. An ominous hole has appeared in the floor of his bedsit and soon he and his housemates are trapped in a paradox of quantum mechanics, haunted by their own superstitions as they struggle to solve the riddle of the hole before it swallows them. When they finally meet their antagonists who are intent on the destruction of mankind, will they do the right thing? Can these hapless students save the universe with only a ladle? Red Dwarf meets Bottom, Jimmy Saville meets Schrödinger's cat. The Hole - It's here, it's real and the whole place smells like feet.

 

 

Undead Theatre          2m     10mins
When Danny's Dad suggested a day out at the local theatre he was hoping for some old fashioned male bonding, catch some shows, have a laugh, rekindle some common interests... What he didn't expect was to be plunged into a world of zombies, guns and fast cars. There's a multinational corporation with labs hidden right under the theatre, intent on world domination, and it needs to be stopped.

 

 

Anniversary          1m/1f          6mins

The modern world isn't always easy for George, but Mary has always been by his side. They've been married for fifty four years and today is their Anniversary. It's a day to reflect, to celebrate, and be grateful for the times they've had together.

 

 

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